I backed Cultist Simulator at a level that I could put my name in the game. Finally had a go as a Bright Young Thing and found myself almost immediately! Poppy is my middle name and Lascelles is a family name on my mother’s side, and I will show up and offer you money in exchange for a totally not sinister unspecified favour in the future…

But the best bit is that other people don’t realise this and there are posts on forums where people are dissecting the meaning of her name, like poppies represent death and Lascelles could be from the French for ‘the seals’ like sealing bonds and how that’s really appropriate for her character. And I’m here like ‘bro it’s just the name I wish I had.’